Funniest line - Teeth (2008) Discussion

[–] sinceimetjc 16 years ago

It was pretty funny when the other guy was having his manhood reattached, and the Dr. said, "Kind of seems like it's not even worth it."

"The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever."

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[–] christian_theringtwo 16 years ago

I loved her when she said SOME HERO lol

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[–] backwards_pi 16 years ago

I liked it after the guy's penis gets bitten off and she comes home, her dad yells, "there's dinner on the table if you want a bite!" And she says, "I already ate." Ha ha ha ha ha!

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[–] Lord-Bigglesworth 16 years ago

^^ I soo did not get that!!

You'd feel cocky too if you were full of myself.

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[–] Eve_of_Destruction 12 years ago

Ha ha that was great.

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[–] Disarmed-Doll-Parts 9 years ago

lol…funniest line in the movie.

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[–] lyanthya 15 years ago

That was probably my favourite line, too.

"Human beings have been oppressing stuffed animals for centuries." --Jerome Murphy

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[–] Hey_Sweden 12 years ago

Ha ha, I loved that one.

What do you think this is, a signature? It's a way of life!

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[–] Setheleh 16 years ago

"I haven't jerked off since Easter."

oh man, that was funny! XD

-I wish I knew how to quit you.
-Well, why don't you? Why don't you just let me be?

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[–] shuairan 15 years ago

"There is no I and any bitch."

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[–] social_moon 15 years ago

Me and my brother lol'd so hard when the gynaecologist started screaming "IT'S TRUE! IT'S TRUE! VAGINA DENTATA! VAGINA DENTATA!" at the top of his lungs.

And then later on, when the doctor asks him if he wants to explain how his fingers got chopped off, and he just grabs the mouth-mask instead.

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[–] cutler_reigh 15 years ago

Hahaha I think the doctor yelling that was the best line.

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[–] smidget28 14 years ago

Yes, these are the two best parts, I loved the face mask one.

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[–] There_Is_No_Sayid 15 years ago

When her vagina bites of the one guys dick and she says "Oh *beep*

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[–] Yinky 15 years ago

I liked the line where the doctor holds up a tooth in some tweezers and says "We found this in the penile stump." Spectacular!

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[–] deppandburtonfan 15 years ago

yes! penile stump!

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[–] abz_msn 15 years ago

When she finds out it was a bet "Oh *beep* and just casually gets up and walks away it's so funny!
"there's no me and any bitch"
and maybe just me but when the doctor says "ReLAAAAAX" sticks in my head lol just the way he says it

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[–] There_Is_No_Sayid 15 years ago

I also liked when they're reattaching the one kids dick and the doctor says "almost seems like a waste of time."