10 things I learned from watching this film...
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1) If a whole town begins killing each other, put on headphones as you walk through the streets. No need to worry about psychos sneaking up behind you.
2) No one in the town has decided to invest in an Ipod, they are still carrying around CD players.
3) Speaking of CDs, making a mixed tape/CD is still considered romantic and not at all corny.
4) You may not want to stop by a crazy lady's New Years party, especially if she was crazy before the signal got to her.
5) When covered in blood and after killing a few people, it is still a perfect opprotunity to seize sex with a crazy married woman.
6) Beating someone over the head with a tank will almost never kill them, not without at least 20 blows.
7) The human body can withstand a hammer to the back of the head, gunshot wound to the stomach, and a near fatal car accident and still be able to run! Awesome!
8) Even though you are sleeping with a married woman who's husband doesn't seem all that bad, it's nice to know you can still be a protaginist worth rooting for.
9) It is perfectly okay to go from a serious thriller, to a slap-stick horror comedy and then back again.
10) It sometimes takes three different directors to make a crappy movie.
Feel free to add on... :)
"You have no power over me."