So bad - more awful dialogue than anything else

WTF was this movie? It's not funny enough in the dialogue department to make up for nothing happening. There's not enough nudity to make up for the unfunny dialogue. There's not enough...anything really. Except maybe the average length of each scene, which each went on 5 minutes too long. It's not even a fun movie in any way, it's just awful scene after awful scene.

In summation: no gore, no comedy, little nudity, and no real reason to watch...



"Ugh, now i'm going to have to go online and look at turtles." - Michael Scott