Bags of milk? You don't have that?
You don't know what you're missing.
Let 'em freeze in winter, make great goal-posts for street-hockey (because they don't slide around as easy as those chunks of "hoo" that you kick off the rear of a car's fender, that are frozen chunks of slush and dirt and salt -- you know what I mean if you live in The Peg).
Also make great curling rocks.
Then when you're finished hockey you just sneak 'em back into your Mom's big freezer in the basement.
Then, of course, she gets pissed-off as hell when she makes you go down next week to the basement to haul out another 86-gallon frozen bag of milk, and slide it into the "Avocado Green" plastic milk jug holder-thingy from Canadian Tire ---
--- and the friggin thing leaks all over, and she can't figure why (well of COURSE it's gonna leak, it had to stop 17 slap-shots in a row, that plastic bag ain't some NASA polymer, you know).
And the Old Lady starts grumbling again about Loblaws.
And you and your brother look nervously at each other, resolving to use another milk bag, the next time ---
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dardub
14 years ago
Not sure if you'd take offense to this. But I figure that living in Canada is pretty much the same as living here in the states. And I'm sure that some states are more similar to some Provinces than to other states. Although this bag of milk revelation possibly changes everything.
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GeFlame
13 years ago
Yeah ive lived in winnipeg for 26 years and the only bags of any dairy product that ive seen have all been at McDonalds lol
Before Id say Canada and US isnt that different..and ive been all over Canada..and not all over America, but I have been to more places now and my mom and other family have and I can say some states are vastly and I mean VASTLY different from any city in Canada that ive ever been to..now not all states are like that..id say the more south you go the worse it gets IMO. Ive never been so insulted and felt so bad about some of the workers, it felt slave like in some places, it really freaked me out to be honest. so some states ill never ever step foot in. Think Canadians are crazy and weird well I can say that about any other country, and of all the places ive visited, certain southern states are just not for people like me.
Winnipeg is a good choice if you wanna show how bad canada can be, being Murder Cap of Canada many times too. But I feel ok walking around my city in comparison to other places, well when I was in BC that was really the best time ive had in any province or state.
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