100. Never flip off a croc
99. Crocs are way smarter then you think
98. Large Crocs can fit in the back of Range rovers
97. Sony makes one hell of a tough cam corder
96. Someone was 'tapping that ass'
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95. Black crew members have no chance of survival.
share94) crocodiles HATE rapists
share94. Jurgen Prochnow really could use a better agent... ))))))
93. In USA, if you piss your boss enough, he will throw you to a giant croc.
92. Even carrion eating crocs can't swallow radical environmentalists.. they get killed by armed rogues instead... )))
91. When chased by a giant croc, ALWAYS make your last stand in a fragile wooden hut in the middle of a lake...
90. When you film something in Africa, always check if it is not privileged.. especially if it is an execution....
89. Burundi is a nice place.. on a picture
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91. When chased by a giant croc, ALWAYS make your last stand in a fragile wooden hut in the middle of a lake...
LOL! that part of the movie was so stupid
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88. Stopping to laugh at something 2 feet in front of you, twice as fast as you, and doing everything in its power to eat you might seem like a good idea at first, but...
87. This movie must have cut tourism to Africa in half.
86. There is ONE wildlife expert crazier than Steve Irwin.
85. When stuck in mud with your range rover,have a large croc hop in the back to get you out.
84. Ugly little dogs are great early-warning-systems for killer crocs.
83. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation works in less than two seconds.
82. If you're in Burundi and you see a murder, do NOT film it.
81. Even in a jungle, Brooke Langton is a complete hottie.
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80: When facing a huge croc fire all your rounds off into the water in front of it.
79: MOONSHINE in Africa is made out of Piss, Fair-a-mouns and Blood.
78: Science is wrong a 25 foot croc CAN outrun you.
77: Its easyer to carry a a 30 foot trap passed the Rebals then to drive passed.
76: The CEO of the news paper was Gay.
75: Giant man eating crocs will attack men with guns, boats and cars but not helpless little doggies !
share74. It's impossible for them to be stuck, because.... "it's a Range Rover!!!"
73. Neither JoJo or Willey (the dog) need papers to fly to America on a commercial airliner.
72. Dominic Purcell would win - hands down - any Mr Wet Trouser contest he chose to go in for.
71. A man pretending to drink a cocktail of blood urine & pheremone is far scarier than any crocodile.
TEAM BURROWS: Don't kill him! - he's got the blueberries
#70 Don't run out of things to say before finishing the list.
share73. QUENTIN, have you seen LADY IN THE WATER, It deserves a top 100 list.
shareSorry haven't seen it sinner but if I do I will start one
share72. If you are ever alone with an African for ten seconds, he will rape you.
71. Americans are the only people who can ever survive and will always defeat everything.
70. When you are covered in blood, piss, and pheremones not even a monsoon can wash it off.
69. In warzones people shoot at each other.
68.When you spend many hot days in Africa you never need to drink water, only beer.
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57. makes you think that you should have used Croccodile Dundee as tourist guide.
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