REALLY!?

They kill Orlando Jones but the dog lives? This is ridiculous. A croc doesnt move that fast or for very long on land. And one Gustave's size would have tired himself out long before breaking through the tree. So I have to suspend my disbelief because it's a movie. I get that. You know, I'm cool with that. But not when it comes to things like that or to the fact that the dog some how managed to survive IN WATER-Gustave's natural habitat-whereas Orlando doesn't on land. Ugh. This goes up there with the shark mistaking red wine for blood in Deep Blue Sea and the duo climbing ABOVE a raging inferno in Hollow Man.

The short one's gawking at me and the tall one's being very droll.