I learned Kickin it Old School
where is this list?
1. Old street guys can't control their urine.
2. Peeing on people in a dance competition won't disqualify you.
3. David Hasselhoff is still around.
4. Giving your old girlfriend a sentimental gift (aka Smurfette Figurine) gives you automatic license to see and feel her boobies.
5. Emmanuel Lewis - although small in stature can mack hos!
YOU MADE ME PLAY SECOND BASE!
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Ow?
6. Banks will not give loans for GIGANTIC medical bills.
7. Banks hands are tied....
8. What is Star Wars?
9. Jen really grew UP, a lot, A LOT ALOT!!!!!
10. All you gotta do to get your girl back is wizzle him on the dance floor
11. You can kill yourself with "pop rocks" and soda.
12. Any problem you have with someone will be settled "on the floor"
13. It takes Diff'rent Strokes to move the world
14. "like a little violin"
15. David Hasselhoff was arrested for impersonating a lifeguard.
16. The Jewbix cube just maybe the greatest invention we'll never see
17. Darth Maul? Jar Jar Binks? Who are these gay birds? They're not from Star Wars.
18. Garfield LOVES lasagna
19. The meaning of Snutzy shall remain unknown.
20. If you touch a girls booby and she runs away crying, that's not a base, it's a crime!
21. Some automatic push mowers are powerful enough to drag you behind them.
22. Let him dance, yo.
23. If your bike has mags, you're a fag.
24. Nobody wears parachute pants anymore.
25. Parachute pants are timeless.
26. Krumping resembles having a seizure.
27. If you suspect someone is having a seizure, stuff your wallet in their mouth.
28. Frontsies.
29. Red Bull tastes like a laser.
30. They don't play music videos on MTV anymore.
Will someone please pass me the f!cking asparagus?