Was zat a penis or a baby pacifier??
Ze scene still haunts me.
Great acting though, almost as if it wasn't zere.
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Would you have preferred him to fight his attackers with an erection?
shareZey could at least have tried to enlarged it a little wiz CGI.
Just to make him look more average und to please ze female audience.
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Are you a member of that female audience whose pleasure you think should have received greater consideration?
If not, then I suggest you are in no position to speak. Just another male with penis-size anxiety. There have been several of those here.
And if female, then speak for yourself, sister.
During the publicity tour for this film, VM said he had to tell DC -- very late in the planning, when he found out about the sauna scene -- that he actually had no genitals at all. DC agreed to do CGI, but not to be generous about it. He was miffed not to have been told earlier. Budgets, you know. CGI is so expensive.
So you get what you get. VM said he also had to take a pay cut, but I don't think the interviewer believed him on that one.
It's the David and Viggo show whenever they tour together. And this one isn't even the most egregious of them.
I'm a man und dude, but I happen to know how ze females zink und desire.
It's a German zing.
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Lord, Speakz, this isn't even mildly funny any longer. My cat could do a better German accent.
And speaking of longer...
Did you just elude to your felines furry member
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shareOr ze male audience.
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