Hating Valentine's Day: greating angle to get some action

....i dunno why i feel inclined to post this, but the title of this movie just brought back memories of my bachelor years...

I used to have alot of success with women by working the angle of a mutual hatred of Valentine's Day.

It was amazing how well this worked.

Over a good four year period, i milked Valentine's Day angst for everything it was worth!


Girl: Ugh.

Me: What's the matter?

Girl: Valentine's Day is coming up this friday.

Me: Oh god, no, really? *beep* I hate that sorry excuse for Hallmark sales.

Girl: I KNOW, right? It's such *beep*

Me: Say, you know what we should do? We should have an anti-valentine's day outing. Go out and see a movie in protest.

Girl: You know, that sounds great.

BAM. Sex that friday night.

I sure didn't hate Valentine's Day, i can tell you that!