New Sci-Fi Channel Exec

After yet another Saturday filled with apocalyptically bad monster movies, a drooling baboon with an inflamed ass, gout, and head trauma has taken over the Sci-Fi Channel's programming after clearly demonstrating that he could do a better job than his predecessor.

"Boomer" the Baboon promises to fill Sci-Fi weekends with movies like The Fifth Element, The Omega Man, Serenity, Blade Runner, and even some Gamera action to relieve viewers of the piles of unimaginable CRAP like Basilisk: The Serpent King, Mansquito, and the like.

Two thumbs up to the Sci-Fi Channel for its long-awaited vision and willingness to change.

p.s. Hey Boomer, how about getting "wrestling" OFF OF HERE.