This one is asking for it....... 10 things I learned

1 When a giant snake is chasing you, make sure you take the wine.
2 When a giant snake attacks you and ruins your dress, don't be happy he didn't kill you and run. Instead just stand there and rant (and die).
3 Giant snakes that awake during museum parties are no reason for concern. Just stay calm.
4 When a giant snake is chasing you because you have something it wants, don't bother losing it.
5 Making a break for it on foot, is best done on high heels.
6 Versace dresses look like sh*t and fit like sh*t too.
7 They are best worn with a black bra that is showing, that really makes you look like a milionaire.
8 When a giant snake that is carying eggs is destroyed, nobody will bother asking or checking if she has already layed them.
9 When your movie is already this bad, there is no need to put any effort into making it look like the bad girl is really being eaten, we weren't buying it in the first place.
10 No matter what movie you watch, there are always movies that are worse.

I bet I wasn't the only one who learned something here so please.....

A dream is a wish your heart makes.