Favorite quotations.....

You have to admit this has some good ones! I only wish I'd been taping it so that I could be sure I have my favorites down word for word. Two exchanges that caught my attention are:

[during catfight over scepter]
a) "Not so fast, Zsa Zsa!"
b) "It's mine! I paid for it!"
a) "You should've bought better boobs instead!"
Wendy Carter (a) and Yancy Butler (b)

D&D players:
a) (pointing) "It's a dragon!"
b) "Dude, you're wrong. It's a basilisk."
c) "You're both wrong. It's clearly a wyvern."
I don't know the actors' names, or I'd list them. Please correct me if I quoted incorrectly.

a) [translating scroll] "I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream."
b) "Stop playing the fool!"
a) "But, I do it so well."
Griff Furst (a)(son of co-star Stephen Furst, most famously of "Babylon 5" or, for some, "Animal House") and Yancy Butler (b)

FAMOUS LAST WORDS:
[After basilisk rips dress off Yancy Butler... Sure, it could! (sarcasm)]
"That was an original Versace, you son of a bitch!"

I want more quotations from this! I'm getting slow at jotting down quips in my old age. Or, maybe it's the ADHD.

What this film really needed were several Wilhelm screams!

~~MystMoonstruck~~