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Best Lines (Episode One)


"He was....on the ffffookin' floor!" (About Roger Daltrey)

"Maybe put the chillies on the side...have 'em as and when"

"Vicky, why don't you just put an electronic tag on my fookin' ankle and have done with it"

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No-you were on the edge of Windsor

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"What you need, young Raymond, is a girl who combines the wit and insights of Noam Chomsky, the celebrated writer, and someone who goes 'listen to this, too good to miss, de de de de de de...parp!'"

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" I caught this little cheerleader winking at me in the classifieds in exchange and mart "

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(About his car's engine) "When this baby goes it sounds like a bee-gee with his fingers trapped in the car door, whilst being gang-raped by the Mudjha Hadeen! AAAhhhhhhhh!!! AAEEEGGHHHHH!!!"

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Pretty much anything Vicky says is so bloody funny.

"..the term 'turkey wattle' was bandied about..."

Oh my god...

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"Recycled bog roll is like taking a cheese grater to a bullet wound."

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