Fave Quotes
"22 Cleo Lane"
"YES! How the fuuck?! Bob come here - do something else!!"
I /love/ that bit. Lee's expression is just /hilarious/.
Anyway. Here are a few of mine.
"Fck you!"
"That's it. LEAVE the fcking room, SLAM the fcking door...!"
"When can I get it?"
"NYARRRRGGGGGGG! -Waves Arms Around- That is the QUESTION!"
"PARCELFORCE!"
"Ooh, I see you've got a lot of luggage... -Evil Grin- GATE 95! -Lee Prances About-"
"You /can/ see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky" - Basil Fawlty
On the 2012 Olympics in London.
'And the winner is London. Then all of London's East-End Gangsters are all: "Fackin' 'ell! That's where we buried Jack the Hat!"'
When he was talking about machines was funny
shareSwitch the light on love, i'm not Charles *beep* Dickens!
share"I mean come on... theres not that much too remember they even get little kids too lead them onto the pitch... i mean do they just wander off? (as a child) He's in the car park again" (as other child) "OHHH i'll go get him... COME ON COME ON! you've got too go play football" (as Footballer in a vacant voice) "Football yeah"""
Sorry if this isn't exactly how its said, just doin it from memory lol
"It's like a nighttime jail break for change!"
"Bats are all over the place with their times, they really are... they're blind and they only come out at night, whats the difference!?"
"See thats your jabber you can jab someone with that, here's you whelder you can wheld it around like that!"
"I'm a bit shy, can I have your wallet?"
"Remember those old dial phones? it took forever to dial a number, so who's idea was it to put the services at the *beep* end? you'd run up to it in a panic and be like; nine........ nine.... nnnnnn.... nine!"
"We parked the car in the car park, got a sign in the car park saying "car theives opperate in this area" where else would they opperate? its a *beep* car park... all the time I drive through the country lanes and see a couple of car theives in a middle of a field saying "you'd said there'd be cars!"
*Lee talking about helplines* "Durex have got one! at what point do we call them?!"
"She was with a chicken... that she was taking back to the zoo.... but the orangatan said now you can't do that without a recipt,"
Those are my all time faves, although I loved the whole show, and I could probably think of more... but this will do for now XD;
Hahahahhaa! i completely forgot about that one where hes trying to make up a story! i saw your wife with . . . she was with a chicken! Definately a firm favourite of mine!
share"Parcelforce, we will get this package to youuuuuuuu, *BEEP* off"
cracks me up everytime
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