Still waiting


I am still waiting to see this movie. The trailer looks amazing and Jon Voight is one of my favorite actors. Any one have any info on a DVD or screening?

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That isn't actually Jon Voight; the trailer and IMDB page is a flat out lie. The real name of the actor is Mark Hagel, and he is a famous Jon Voight impersonator who donned a fat-suit for this role.

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Wrong, I've seen Jon Voight interviewed about Simon Conjurer. He described the movie as "a rubix cube of a film" and he also said you won't know how to proceed with your life until you see this movie.

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I say we dress up when we see the movie. It'll be LEGENDary.

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I want to be either Platehead, the compulsive gambler, or Scorpio, the angry youth.

Josh should be Toons, the sexually confused guy, or Rebel, the suicidal doubter.

Ben should be Dr. Crazx because he always plays the traitor/villian like Edward Norton in The Italian Job and Dorian Gray in LEG.

George should be Simon Conjurer because he's also a great magician/conjurer.

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Hahaha Mike, YOU were Dorian Gray, and you know it!

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I am going to dress up as a Rubicks Cube to honor the movie John Voight impersonator Mark Hagel called "a rubicks cube of a movie." As the intricate plot progresses, I will slowly solve myself, until the end of the movie, where all my sides will have unitary colors.

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