How did this get made ???

Seemingly hidden from distribution in 2006, someone decided now was a great time to release this turd under-the-radar. I say turd loosely because, even though being one of the worst films of the decade( #1 is THE ROOM), it still has some merit.

The saving grace is Jon Voight's Dr. Crazx, the grand spectacle of a performance maestro. His acting is both over-the-top yet satisfying. Each line is delivered with a campy easiness not seen since Batman & Robin. It's not hard to deem Voight the best actor in this *beep*

The worst actors are, well, THE REST OF THE *beep* CAST ! The lead actor (?) plays Simon Conjuerer and man, this guy can't act to save an Ebola patient. It's gut wrenching every time he utters dialogue. Bad, Ear-bleeding bad. As for the other cast members, just brainless robots following the director's eye for *beep*

The director, Stuart Paul, and screenwriter (?)...I can't imagine what they were thinking. You need talent for a decent movie, not just money and an idea. The script is a mess, a BIG mess. Seriously, there are parts(3/4) of the movie that DO NOT MAKE SENSE. People float, read prophetical books and Mr. Conjuerer has sex with his pants on. WHAT?????THE????*beep*????? Stuart Paul's directing ability resides in picking up a camera and barking orders. The framing is off, scenes drag for too long, the green screen is horrible, and *beep* I could keep going on & on every minute I watch this *beep*. The film stock and clothes used ages the film heavily. For a moment, the film looks like it was made in the late 90's.

If bad movies are your forte, then you struck gold here. This film is destined for a cult following.





P.S. At the 1:19 timepoint, the New Line theme plays.