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Things I learned from 'The Last Sentinel'


1) In a firefight, the best course of action is to walk slowly toward the enemy in the open as far away from cover as possible.
2) Rush the enemy. They can't fight back when you're right next to them.
3) Jumping into a pool of water will save you from any danger.
4) Knee deep water is four feet deep once you've submerged yourself in it.
5) The "super scope" just tells you that it has scanners and other benefits just so you won't throw it away.
6) Survive by ANY means necessary, except eating dogs.
7) Tending to someone's wounds consists of wiping the blood of of their cheek with a Kleenex.

What did you learn?

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that I should IMDb ratings and not think "surely it cant be that bad?"

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worst movie this year.
the one thing with the dominant side pick was good.

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worst movie of the year until Uwe Boll's (ugh) version of Far Cry comes out (kill me)

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LOL!!!!
I only bought this movie for Katee.... :)


Uwe Boll will be doing a "re-imaging" of Omega Cop starring Ron Marchini and Lindsey Lohan....

I can't wait!!!!!

;)

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lol? Worst movie of the year? I take it you don't watch SciFi Channel Originals very often. Plus Deadspace: Downfall is about the most serious contender for worst that you'll see this year. Surprisingly, Uwe Boll had nothing to do with that one...

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this post made me lol :)
It is extremely rare for me to not finish a movie once I've started watching it. I think you can count the movies I did not finish on 1 hand but this movie did the trick. After 50 minutes into the movie I just couldn't bare it anymore and I just had to stop. Worst movie I've seen in years! :)

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I agree it is also extremely rare that I don't finish a movie and i was 5 seconds away turn this off 60 mins in but since it only had 30 mins left I stuck it out, should of turn it off

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1) That the 2 second delay on an exploding suicide belt is only a suggestion. You can actually play a round of gin rummy before it blows-up.
2) Speaking of water... Yes, you can jump into a pool of water and thankfully, there's always some around that's at least 4 ft. deep.
3) Humans are the worst shots in the known universe.
4) Apparently in the future we have the technology to make cyborgs and A.I. but, our computers are more rudimentary than an a Commodore Vic 20 (check out the so-called lab computers if you don't believe me).
5) That the 'love scene' between 50+ year-old martial arts 'actor' and a 20+ year-old actress can make me lose my lunch. It reminded me of an old leather shoe trying to get it on with Pamela Anderson.

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when you talk back to a talking gun noone else hears you

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1) a 30mm mini gun cannot stop the cyborgs but plastic nunchucks can stop a platoon.
2) The army will spend millions of dollars and years on training but then protect you with a 10$ skateboarding helmet.
3) If you want to become a cyborg you just have to high step.
4) If you want to fight bad guys you have to wear a black cape
5)If someone is going to kill them selves, you have to stop them by shooting them.
6) The most accurate way for a lifetime soldier to shoot ther gun is at waist level and at a 30 degree angle.

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Skateboarding helmets with holes provides the best protection in a firefight.

Even though you are a nano tech soldier and were trained to fight and kill with advanced tactics your whole life. They forgot to teach you how to take cover and not run into fire after 4 of your comrades just died. They however taught you how to lose a battle in 14 mins


I learned that a squad of droids cannot shoot a target 10 yards in front of them.

Sometimes committing suicide is the only option. So strap the c4 to your chest.


Since you cant hit a target to save your life 10 yards in front of you. Its best to run down the narrow passage at a squad of droids with nunchucks.




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To the guys who said stuff about the helmets:

Special Forces (Delta Force primarily) use Hockey/Skateboard helmets as protection for falling debris, mainly. They figure if you get shot in the head, you're gone no matter what.

See: Black Hawk Down (Delta guys) or just read a book on Special Forces.

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Androids have juglar veins, caratoid arteries, and windpipes so stabbing them in the throat makes sense.
Androids have genitalia, that's why they wear giant codpieces. So try and kick them in the privates.

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How about the line "Drones never miss"

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