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Top 5 films NOT to watch with your pregnant wife or girlfriend

posted 10 years ago by Nexus71
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These following films are an absolute no no for pregnant woman;
1 Alien vs Predator-Requiem (Hospitals can be a dangerous place)
2 Alien (gave whole new meaning to "burst" into life)
3 Evil Dead ( this one gives tree-hugging a whole new dimension)
4 Braindead (when the offspring is truly evil)
5 Rosemary's Baby (Satan's child need I say any more?)

the effect these movies will have is that if you would show them at a pro-life rally the participants will run frantically to the nearest abortion clinic.

[–] ragnarok918763 8 years ago

Species 2 (must resist urge to have sex with an astronaut especially one who returned from an uncharted planet)

Prometheus (for the same reason)

[–] Nexus71 8 years ago

Nice additions Ragnarok thanks 👍

[–] ragnarok918763 8 years ago

Blessed (demonic DNA inserted into embryos)

Devil's Due (same as above)

[–] philoj 7 years ago

Plus, you know - just after you finally get up the nerve to ask the Mrs. about a threesome with her sister, they explode.

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[–] philoj 7 years ago

Showgirls - just when you're getting all hot and bothered comes the graphic rape scene and she doesn't want you anywhere near her.

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[–] Nexus71 7 years ago

Showgirls - just when you're getting all hot and bothered comes the graphic rape scene and she doesn't want you anywhere near her.

The same can be said of The Accused,I Spit On Your Grave or Straw Dogs(of both the latter two the originals not the remakes)

[–] ragnarok918763 7 years ago

I think some more notable contenders here are...

Seed of Chucky (accelerated pregnancy due to voodoo magic)

Twilight Breaking Dawn (half human, half vampire embryo)

[–] Nexus71 7 years ago

Well Ragnarok since they are shutting these boards down I want to thank you for your fine and funny contributions to the list and it was fun chatting with you for the short period it lasted.So long and thanks for all fish..... 

ps ;I would not take my pregnant wife or girlfriend to any of the Twilight movies mainly because these movies make so sick watching them (bad is an understatement)that they make me wish I was aborted.  

[–] ragnarok918763 7 years ago

Generally speaking I would avoid going to any movie with accelerated pregnancies if my g/f or wife was in tow. Y'know, jus 'cuz...

And no problems, great to converse even if it wasn't long. Hope to see ya around some time on other forums. 😂