John Wilkes Booth bogarted my lifespan. i fell on the floor laughing when i heard that
ITS KATIE HOLMES!
I was actually really amused by the Jessica Simpson zit cream infomercial line. But the John Wilkes Booth one cracked me up as well.
MY BAALLLS ITCH!Now THAT was funny.
So you were the guy on marijuana that joke was targeted at! ;)
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