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I lasted 10 minutes...and not because it was too scary.


I dare you to try and beat that. This movie is that bad.
I thought this would maybe be the 3rd 'american werewolf in london' since there wasn't much on imdb about it. Well I was sadly mistaken. It seems they are counting on others making the same mistake.
The cinemetography consists of a handi-cam and the werewolf is a kid's halloween mask from Walmart. And even when you see the mask - it's in 'shake-cam' mode so you can't really make it out.
Shaving is scarier than this movie.
2/10 (some of the acting isn't too bad from what I saw)

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I watched the whole thing. 'An American Werewolf in Paris' was better than this (especially the acting). The "werewolf" reminded me of those giant rats that the witches turned into in 'The Witches'. The main girl, Anna and her friend (NOT the ditzy blonde, ugh) who want to get out of the town were good, everyone else sucked. Anna's boyfriend, Miguel, was the most boring hero since Tony in 'Heebie Jeebies' (not recommended either).

NoMatterHowMuchYouThinkYouLoveSomebody,You'llStepBackWhenThePoolOfTheirBloodEdgesUpTooClose.

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Oh man, this is one of the worst movie I have ever watched. And that is not saying it lightly. I usually try to watch a movie till the end but this one had me skipping through most of it. The effects is just awful. The guy who reviewed this movie saying that it is a "fun popcorn movie" should be banned from anymore review in IMDB. He is probably a relative to the movie maker or someone involved to mislead people to watch it.

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I lasted about 40 minutes. I still have the movie so maybe i'll check out the rest in hope of seeing some comedy. This movie is only listed as Horror but looks more like a comedy.

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What Howling III and this schlock have in common is that I fast forwarded through sections on both of them. How is it that these two films have amazing cinematography and yet piss-poor stories?

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1 minute, right up until the walmartwolf attacked the car at the start....

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"walmartwolf" haha, sounds like a better movie title.

"So what your saying is that Uwe boll is so bad, he canĀ“t even make it to the worst directors list"

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Wow... I must say, I thought of the American Werewolf movies, which I am a fan of, and I thought I would give this one a shot. I am also a fan of nearly any werewolf movie, the concept of a potential evil or power inside a person, and the curiosity of how a person interprets the appearance of one. Here is what I thought of the movie.

Usually the cover shot of a monster is much better than it looks in the movie, and it is true here. You barely see the beast, and when you do, it is about as convincing as a mask I had in the third grade.

I had a free rental from blockbuster, so I thought why not. I sat through this whole thing, no fast forwarding, no skipping, and it is the worst movie I have ever seen that was my choice. (the worst ever was "Bring it On", it was my then girlfriends favorite all time movie *shudder*.

The acting was awful, but that might just be because of the horrible script. I only did minor acting in school, but I could think of people that could play each part better... and I am talking about high school. This puts a bad twist on the term "cheesy movie". I wouldn't suggest this movie in any way to any person.

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You said it right. There is no reason to see this depressing thing. There is no worse way to interpret the Chupacabre legend. It must have sucked to be a part of the making of this film. I had hoped it would be good but no, there's no suspence or anything to look forward to. Just don't see it. Unless you are like a kid with a head injury or something.

if you don't win it doesn't matter, as long as you lose like a winner!
-stallone, over the top

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I watched the whole thing.

No plot.
Bad acting.
No werewolf.

Yikes!

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They got a little bit of a frightened gasp out of me when I saw the vapid blonde with a gun. How lomg did I last? Up until I got tired laughing.

I like waking up in the morning not knowing who I'll meet or where I'll end up: The Titanic

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