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Fav. Quotes?

posted 18 years ago by MixaphoricallySpeaking
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I love the WHOLE Bennet Brauer stuff....

"well maybe I'm not "the norm"...."

HILARIOUS!!! R.I.P Chris....

"Oh boy, when you're dead
You don't take nothing with you
But your soul"

[–] E-0-11 18 years ago

You gotta love the "When you're livin' in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!"

and

when he is doing the Chris Farley show and he asks a dumb question and he hits his head and say "Stupid" HA-HA I love that!

"I grew up with 6 brothers, that's how I learnt to dance - waiting for the bathroom" - Bob Hope

[–] mcode518 18 years ago

WELL LA DE FRICKIN DA!!!

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." -Elwood Blues

[–] jnoble11 17 years ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpalidous.....bwahahahhahahaha!! I'm gonna use all my extra time to play Legos! YAYYYY!!!"

[–] Nicksolo85 16 years ago

Favorite Chris Farley Quotes:

Matt Foley: "What do you want to do with your life?"
Christina Applegate: "I wanna live in a van down by the river."
Matt: "You'll have plenty of time to live in a van down by the river, when...YOU'RE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!"

Matt Foley: (to David Spade) "From what I understand, you're not using the paper for writing, but for ROLLING DOOBIES!"

American guy on Japanese Game Show: "I DON'T SPEAK JAPANESE!"

Chris Farley: (opens the door and finds a flaming bag) "OH MY GOD!" (stomps it out and finds crap on his shoes) "Looks like Fido had a hand in this."

I also thought that skit was funny where Chris Farley and a few others were Chicago Bears fans and they talked to Micheal Jordan.

One of the guys: (repeated line) "Da Bears"

All the guys: (dancing in Hula Skirts) "Da Bulls Da Bulls"

[–] NeonNoodle1984 14 years ago

Bennet Brauer was great but i loved the whole scene with the hidden camera Columbian Coffee crystals scene. "you lied to me!" LOL

[–] bonjovifan2000 13 years ago

Bennet Brauer: "I'm not 'the norm'"

Matt Foley: "LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!"

Matt Foley (to David Spade): "We're gonna be BUDDIES, we're gonna be PALS, [picks up David Spade] we're gonna wrestle around [puts David Spade back on the couch]. Ole Matt's gonna be your shadow [motions]. Here's you, here's Matt! There's Matt, there's you! [Falls onto the coffee table and breaks it]. Whoops-a-daisy, whoops-a-daisy. We're gonna have to clean that up later!" That scene cracks me up every time!

Matt Foley: "You're gonna be doing a lot of doobie rollin when you're LIVIN IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!!"

Matt Foley's Spooky Halloween Story: "Once, there was a boy who liked to throw things. He started out throwing eggs. Then, he threw the big game. Then, he threw back a shot of whiskey. Then he threw up. Then he got thrown out of the house, and then he moved into a van down by the river."