Terry's quotes


What did Terry say, something about the band or song being called "F$%^k You Dad!" Does anybody know the whole quote? I saw the IMDB quotes page and all they had was "assador" and "van smells like fart"

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"I'm recording an album... it's called Terry: South Bitch: Live. F%$K you, Dad. And it drops in, uh 2009."


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LOL HAHA >D

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I loved the ending where he was playing the ukelele, singing "Get on Terry's jet, it's so f_ucking sweet..." I was rolling. I love Terry!

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YES!!! That was the best.

"I AM recording an album. See? I have a... violin."
"That's a ukulele."
"Your mom's a ukulele....Terry..."

And then,
"One, it smellslikefarts. Two, I have my own private jet. Which my dad gave me for flag day, Ialreadytoldyathat."

"Hold the S because I am an AINT." -Marilyn Manson

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This isn't a quote, but when he fell down after talking to Barry Bomb, it pretty much made my evening.

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..lube or lewd?

I'm on *beep* crack, yo!

Just anything Nick Swardson says with the gay voice is the best thing ever








Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
Nein!

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"I love your hair. It's so Stamos"



There's no laws in this place. Anything goes! It's Thunderdome!

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Im producing an album. It's called, Terry's South Bitch Live, *beep* you Dad. And it drops in, 2009.


I'm not going in there cuz A)it smells likes farts. and B)Im riding my jet that my dad bought me for Flag Day


......And my limo driver, Barry Baum






Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
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my favorite terry qoute:

Trudy: Terry when you're here you are an ambassador to reno!

Terry: got me on the assador!

hahaha i dont know why but i laugh for like 5 minutes str8 everytime i see that part.

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Or is it 'that's apple martini and lube'?

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Heavy on the assador

http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=AUGUHYK&key=JJD
I'm new to it.

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Terry: "I AM recording an album. See? I have a... violin."
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: "That's a ukulele."
Terry: "Your mom's a ukulele....Terry..."



Some people count sheep. Doesn't work with AlwaysCool, just gets him excited.

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"Im not lude at all! I dont even wh--LUBE OR LUDE"??


I also love the "Your mom's a ukelele....Terry" quote







Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
Nein!

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