Jayne Torvill, PLEASE STOP SMILING.
It's an ordinary high school day. Except that it's not.
Awwww, don't. I've never seen so many teeth in a person's head. Every time she smiles, it's like a little medical miracle, and anyway, it detracts from the bags under her eyes and that horrible growth on her left arm. I think she calls it Christopher.
I'm ****ing Irish. I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life.
She reminds me of that Deborah person from Dragon's Den
I still can't believe that septumless sherbert hoover was kept in over good old Mikey though
Not that I ever watch this show of course
Gold, Frankenstein......and Grrr.