Effing whammy bar!! Effing Friends!!!!

I recently let my friend borrow my guitar hero game for ps2 and when I got it back the whammy bar was broken! It didn't have the spring back effect it orignally did now its just limp. It dosent sping back so you can't use just one finger to use it you have to contort your lower fingers to grasp it smoothly and wiggle the pice of sh it limp thing! Theres no real hard feeling between me and my friend. He felt really bad about it and tried to fix it or see if he could replace it. So its not a real big deal for me since I don't really play much anymore but whenever I glance at that dejected guitar shaped piece of plastic that I have not used I think about its effed up whammy bar and the seziure inducing position I must assume to make it work. Does anybody else have this problem how in holy mutherfuqing hell do I fix it if possible. It kind of passes, er sorry pisses me off from time to time. Maybe I can wedge a soft, compact, but easily maleable pice of material there to give it back that gleeful spring, boingggg boingggg boniggg. Or maybe I will try feeding my guitar hero controler viva viagra. But that is besides the point for I am digressing. The guitar is usable and at least the actual buttons or white strumming aparatus are not slightly broken. I say slightly becuase the wiki stick is still useable (CURSE YOU BASTARDS FROM HOLY FUQING HELL YOU FUQING PICE OF SHI1TES AHHHH) but it is just in a less fortunate postiton than it previously was before I lent it to my friend. But no worries my life shall go on but my guitar hero controller shall stay perfect, except for that disgracful whammy bar which my friend persucuted for no reason when my guard was done by constantly whipping its pitiful, slender form of cheap metal down and up down and up to create those sounds and rack up those points(not really for pints can not be accululated so well by using the whammy bar as I have tried, correct and explaint o me if I am wrong.), O TITILATING WAHAMMY BAR HOW HE DOSETH YOU SO! I will REPENT FOR YOU WIKI BAR OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! But I digress. No worries as I was saying the gutar hero controller is but one small thing that I can easily get by without worry needed, so I must forget about this, thank you. P.s I'm high as MUTHER FUQING HELL YOU PIECE OF HOLY SHI1TE GIVE ME A BREAK YOU BEEPING HUNK OF TAR THAT I SHALL DEVOUR ALONG WITH YOUR ETERNAL SOUL AS I CHEW FORVER YOU FUUUUUUUQING SHIBBY *beep* *beep* ASS BITCH BITCH FUQIN FORGET ABOUT IT IT NOT WORTH IT YOU FUQING IDIOT WALK IDIOT WALK BUT NOT REALLY FUQIN FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!