Gene, for the love of GAWD, please change your hairstyle!
It's tired and it's totally played out.
Sure...it's inevitable, people get older; and become more set in their ways, but you look like an aged Cocker Spaniel having a bad hair day. http://www.valleyviewdogs.com/images/cocker_spaniels/cocker-spaniels-s asha-chico.jpg C'mon, man...time to switch it up a little bit, and all your fans would probably love it.
I'm sure they'd all be saying how cool "...Gene's new do looks..."
"Stick with me baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk!"