as a 'crayon of colour' I'm dismayed that my fellow dark crayon is last

Really... Not good enough. Whitey wins again. Surely we can fix this. Doesn't look like difficult animation. C'mon Grey, Burnt Sienna, Earth! Rise up. If we all get really hot and bothered maybe we can melt all those 'pretty' colours into a dull blob. Then they'll see. REVENGE! or not.