The bird chick. . .

. . .is totally HOT. I don't know why, but she is. I would do dirty, dirty things to that bird. I would let her peck peanut butter and granola off my penis. And that chick red monkey could totally join in (those "hand feet" might come in handy). But the old turtle lady can't join. She can only watch. But yeah. The bird's hot. I would totally destroy that bird chick anally.