QUESTION ABOUT TEH DOOM HOUSE VIDEO GAME - Doom House (2005) Discussion

[–] dans1120 18 years ago

have you retrieved the cardboard harry potter yard decoration because I think you need that before you can continue to level 2 but its kinda hard to find it took me a while to find it the game doesnt tell you you can climb fences but you have to climb a chain link fence to get to it

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[–] MrVibrating 18 years ago

no no no u hav too go too teh outhose (outside teh doom hose) they're is a crow bar use it on teh door witch sez "hidn room" on it. teh cat wil atack u but use the crow bar to kil it (poor cat ) tehn u can go to lvl 2. lvl 2 is totly dark until u fins teh light blb and scru it in.

gud luck!

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[–] tehfoxor 18 years ago

pick up fhe level +agility boots fromthe time chest. you wil need a key first so keep looking.

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[–] Hurtdeer 18 years ago

I *beep* HATE IT when hollywood makes cheif money laundering games of classics like this. It's *beep* DON'T BUY IT

GUNS DONT KILL PPL. I DO

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[–] tehh 18 years ago

teh

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[–] eat_a_butt 18 years ago

tehh

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[–] xithix 18 years ago

eat a butt

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[–] xesso_jex 18 years ago

Haha, it's quite simple, actually. The game developers were geniuses to come up with this one, it's so intuitive once you figure it out.

You just have to artificially inseminate the rubber duck you find behind the woodshed using the expired can of mayonnaise you can get from the fridge (ie, go into your inventory then "Combine" the two, you have to select the duck first or it won't work).

After waiting approximately 2-3 weeks, the duck will give birth to a key. Use this key to open the door into the hall closet. I think you can figure out what to do from there.

Hope this helps :)

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[–] FrankyFeedler 18 years ago

wait...theres a game??? where can i buy this game...or illegally download it? i love this movie so mcuh

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[–] xfireboyx10 18 years ago

I love this game!
teh cinemas at teh end off the gayme are inrdeable...
watch for the srpsise name on teh credits...
has anyone else seen this name?
LOL LOL LOL!!!

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[–] NightTrekker 18 years ago

The game over screen reminds me of the grim reaper's face from Shadowgate *shivers*

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[–] noltovis 18 years ago

i love the new snoop dog and bon jovie songs on teh soundtrak

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[–] GonzoPrime 18 years ago

is the xbox 720 version of this game ne good? i heard it has blast processing.

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[–] NightTrekker 18 years ago

wut evah

I'll keep enjoying my Pewter Edition while you play with your trolls.

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[–] noobsandwoot 18 years ago

How do you beat the Terrorist Burial Ground underground level? I have a cat and a sandwich in my inventory.

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[–] NightTrekker 18 years ago

Takes the pickles off the sandwich and feed the rest to the cat. Then throw the pickles at the terrorist later. The cat will remember your kind deed and help you like with the dog in RE4

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[–] inlinepunk123 18 years ago

Ok, I'm stuck on the last level. I defeated teh lawyers of the Bauman. In my inventory I have the photos of him and his flunkcys stealing the interweb, and the oversized positronic pimp. I tried sticking the positronic pimp up his anal cavity, but he just giggles like a school girl. What am I supposed to do? I want to see the "secret ending" so bad.

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[–] beatsetradio 18 years ago

Alright, since I've beaten the game 300 times exactly, let me tell you what to do:

1. Go back to level 33 and obtain the YTMND Hammer of Bradical. This is key!

2. The positronic pimp is unfortunately useless, because only a huge nerd can use him.

3. Your only option is to use the YTMND Hammer of Bradical as an airplane and attempt to fly into the Bauman. Aim just below his head and the rest should take care of itself. This will make you lose 1 life, but don't worry, what you did was for a great cause!

Anyway, I won't spoiler teh secret ending for you, since it's so *beep* great.

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[–] pumpkinking-4 18 years ago

Okay. My problem is when I first get the postwhore doll from the Ebaumsworldsucks.com desk, it makes this mooing noise. Not like a live, happy cow though. Like a dead cow.

Once I bring this over to the basement, it begins talking mad gibberish about Carrot Top and Richard Simmons instead.

That would be fine, again, but when it does this, I can't throw it at the Plumbaduck. How can I beat the Plumbaduck without the postwhore doll attack?

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[–] xfireboyx10 18 years ago

you can't... the postwhore doll that you got isn't the right one... it is one that the zombies of zureks put there after you defeated them in the meat locker room... you have to travel back to level 6 and the REAL postwhore doll is behind that shipment of beanie babies that was in the warehouse.
there will be two guards there... so you're going to have to cloak past them.. but use your ice pack that you obtained in the Norway level... they can see the heat.
go to the warehouse put in the code "66987*m3JUJJi8e" in the safe, and you will get the postwhore doll.
take that back up the the Plumbaduck and you have to stand all the way over to the left side of the screen... under the chains... when he attacks you, throw it... you have to get it in his mouth.

I hope this helps!

(doez this sound right to you other game masters?)

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[–] dans1120 18 years ago

I just haxxed my way past that part

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[–] ebeeto 18 years ago

I know you're just lying. I tried the cheats from CheatCC.com, but I ended up bricking the Xbox... It wasn't really fun...

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[–] Ecliptica85 18 years ago

is this really a game?

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[–] BramletAbercrombie 18 years ago

Yes. It was only voted ign's game of the year 10 times in a row (and that doesn't even make sense!). Where have you been? Everybody is talking about it.

And by the way dans, you couldn't have hacked your way past that part because hacking the game causes your controller to vibrate so fast that your hands go back in time, making it impossible for you to type (except for the pc version; hacking in that game just causes the spacebar to shoot off the keyboard and into your face) . Don't be a liar!

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[–] xfireboyx10 18 years ago

hay now!!!1 no nede 4 nayme calling!
we donotknow taht dans lide! he kouldvve' uzed a gayme shrk.

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[–] dans1120 18 years ago

I made my own gameshark in the basement its like 50% more efficient

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[–] ebeeto 18 years ago

Okay. I'm really stuck here...

I've reched Episode 5, where you have to feed the Doom House one item from each element in order to open the portal in the basement, and I just can't figure out where to find the last item. I've got the matchbook, the dogleg, the eyesore and a bunch of grapes, but I've been told by a friend that I'm supposed to obtain the "Shiver Staff" or something like that from the old man at the post office. I tried most tecniques on getting him talkative, but he always stares at me and kills me.

I even used the invisibility cone and tried sneaking past the guy, but he always notices me because I smell. Will the soap get the smell off or will he notice the fresh scent of spring flowers and come after me anyway?

Btw, I've got the PS2 version. I tried it on Nintendo DS, but it basically sucked ass. There wasn't even an anal rape scene in that version. It was a let down...

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[–] BramletAbercrombie 18 years ago

You have had the shiver staff all along. Just rub the soap in your pants and it will activate.

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[–] ebeeto 18 years ago

Wow!

Thanks a lot! Finally i got to Episode 6. I haven't really started playing it yet, since it took so long to rub up the shiver staff it was already 4 AM and I had to go to bed. First thing when I get home from work I will play for 12 hours on end. I got 10 rolls of Pringles and a bucket of Pepsi, and i will not give up until I have revealed the secret of the Doom House.

Thanks for the help, man! I really appreciate!

BTW, about the post office guy having the staff. There's actually a way to get it from him. My buddy had been rubbing the old mans crotch and had the same result of getting the item. Still, he had to run around with the whole old man in his inventory which took up a lot of space, so your solution is better.

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[–] mike-1905 17 years ago

Anyone know how to get past the Jefferson Brothers in level 14? All I have in my inventory is the pants with hole in crotch and the old man. My friend told me that I may have to do a side quest in the space level but I haven't freed the Astronaut Slaves in the Norway level yet, because I triggered the "Taint of Bauman" event in level 4.

Also, the cat is useless, i just feed him the pickels so he inflates and floats away.

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[–] Okagehime 17 years ago

You don't have to do a side quest. Feed the white one the holey pants (you have to use the old man like a catapult and launch the pants into the guy's yawning hole as he shrieks profanities about Apple Day). The result? A hole in the time-space continuum. The Jefferson Brothers will be arrested by the Po-9, leaving you free to move on.

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[–] ebeeto 15 years ago

Oh, YES! I actually had to rub the soap in my pants for a consecutive two years (IRL time) in order to get the staff going. It actually worked, though! My parents must have been siblings or something, 'cause I didn't manage to get the staff going for so long! It's great! My computer's totally ruined now, though, after 2 years of on-time, but I DID manage to get through that darned level! I feel great! At last! YES! Although, I seem to have entered something called a "Bonus Level". All I can do here is collect coins, but I'll try the 2-year-soap-stroke again and see if I'll actually get to the next "real" level. Hang on as I chck if it works. (I can't use any other programs while the game is running). thx n' bye!
EB

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[–] dans1120 15 years ago

good luck!!! lol

Rory + Dean 4eva!!!!
Spend some time with the girls...
Gilmore Girls on DVD!

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[–] igmartinez 15 years ago

Wonder if this is going to work... well just 1 year and half to go.

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[–] sean_cross_mind 15 years ago

There's a very simple way to bypass the bonus level. All you have to do it collect 100,000 coins and then continue typing in TOWELHEAD (I'm on the the PC version so I don't know what one would do in the PS2 version) into your keyboard. If you do this correctly then Richard Kyanka will appear and trigger a 5-hour long cutscene where he explain the conspiracy revolving around the founding of the Doom House by Tom Watson and the Jefferson Brothers who escaped from 19th Century Peru and evaded capture from the Time Lords of Lima. He will then go on to pull you out of the Bonus level which turns out to be the Nether Space which exists between the Doom House and the Mood House.

DO NOT AT ANY POINT INTERRUPT KYANKA AS HE IS TALKING!!! THIS WILL FORCE HIM TO BREAK THE 4TH WALL AND MURDER YOU AND YOUR FAMILY! However I'm pretty sure there's a hack out there to reinforce to 4th wall.

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[–] igmartinez 15 years ago

Duh! All this time I´ve been typing TOWELHED and I already have 250,000 coins and 25,000 purple coins... Do I have to restart the level?

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[–] ShootGunner 15 years ago

Have no fear, if you return to level 13, and cash in your 25,000 purple coins at the Space Caravan Trader, he will give you a USB stick containing the schematics of the Doom House, you then can use the schematics to bypass the Type 209-B Mechanical Personal Command Module (You need to enter the secret code in the microwave) this will emit powerfull radioactive waves that destroy the Type 209-B allowing you to enter the door it was guarding, once inside the door, press TRIANGLE, R1, R3, SQUARE, X, CIRCLE, CIRCLE, L3, L2, L1, START, SELECT, UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, X, SQUARE, START. (PS2 Version). This will trigger the cutscene that was previously mentioned.

HOWEVER! if you put in the secret code wrong in the microwave, the macaroni dinner you previously heated up in there will explode causing you to be covered in cheese, and you will not be able to bypass the Type 209-B and then you would have to restart the level.

A cop on the edge

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[–] igmartinez 15 years ago

But of course... thanks! Sometimes I forget to follow intuition while playing this game.

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