I can now say...
That I have seen THE worst *beep* movie of all time. I saw it last night, it was my friends b-day and he rented a buch of movies that he thought we could just watch and laugh at, but this movie was terrible. We only found out one character's name (Ted/Ned?) then he gets killed 5 mins after we meet him. Then all the main characters get killed in the first 2 mins of the movie... that movie flat-out sucked.
And who wants to see caveman sex?? lol