After the Nick/Gerald showdown
Just finished watching this and I was so incensed by the Feddens' use of Nick as a scapegoat for every self-induced disaster in their dysfunctional family that, if I were Nick, I would have been up to the News of the World offices like a rat up a drainpipe selling my story of their murky lives to the highest bidder.
And the contemptuous, snarling, pizza-faced advisor would have found himself with my foot on his windpipe with the latest rolled up edition shoved up his homophobic arse.
I would have been ruthless. I like to think when Nick's HIV test came back negative his thoughts turned to cold-hearted revenge, especially on Cat, whose betrayal, I should have thought, was the most hurtful. I'd tell her the next time things went all "black and glittery" to feel free to go for it with her collections of sharpened blades, the over-priveleged, self-indulgent, attention-grabbing, immature tart.
And as for that bloody housekeeper, I would have said: "I may be no good in your eyes but I'm still a guest in this house and you're still the hired help, so get the frying pan on and whip up a full English. Oh, and then you can bake me a going-away cake after you've put my smalls in the wash, bitch, so hop to it." I don't know who she thought she was but if she'd put a foot a wrong, the Feddens would have put her on the first flight back to the Costa Brava. Snooty, deluded cow!
Jeez! Angry much????!!!!
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes, they do; they just don't understand it