Coroner: Cause of death?


Crashing a speeding car while drunk driving and dying in a firey crash. For a Jackass that's just natural causes.

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Wow. A line so good, you just had to post it in three different forums, huh? At look at a-a-a-all the responses it got.

LOL. Whore.

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LOL!

Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

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