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Yup. Nothing says CHiPs in the hearts of the millions who fondly remember it quite like dick jokes and heroes who are destructive fools.

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It makes me wonder did they ever actually watch the show? Ponch & Jon were sometimes silly, but basically two good-hearted, likable guys doing a tough job. This makes them look like idiots. Did they learn nothing from the horrible Starsky & Hutch reboot?

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Yeah, that trailer looks HORRIBLE. As has been said, Jon and Ponch were occasionally silly (mostly Ponch since Jon was the straight man), but they were professional grown-ups who did their jobs well. They were NOT oblivious, destructive yahoos who blithely blew through traffic knocking commuters' mirrors off their cars and blowing stuff up!

Of course, as the trailer makes clear, Pena isn't REALLY a CHiPs officer, he's an FBI agent posing as one, and Jon is a rookie so I guess he's still learning the ropes - but that doesn't excuse anything. No real CHiPs officer would be able to get away with hotdogging on the freeway even once - it would be turn in your badge and go find something else to do.

I'm sure the real CHiPs are just thrilled at being portrayed as frat boy idiots who don't even do a serious job. This movie might do for that profession what Top Gun did for the Navy: encourage a bunch of showoffy idiots to apply because they think it's a super-fun job where all they do is gun around the LA freeways all day picking up chicks and drinking beer.

WB better not get their hands on "Emergency!" or I'm going to have to hurt someone!

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Yeah, this looks really awful. Baywatch looks far better and that's saying something because that doesn't look great either.

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WB better not get their hands on "Emergency!" or I'm going to have to hurt someone!


You and me both. I loved that show.












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Universal owns Emergency.

But you're right - let's hope if Emergency's made into a feature film Universal won't mess it up like Warner Bros. (who now owns the title CHIPS by virtue of their 1998 purchase of Turner Entertainment Co.) did with CHIPS.

I saw the trailer, too. Awful is too lenient a term to describe it. More like disgusting turns the trick.

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Oh, I suspect that it is worse than that. Based on the trailer, this Ponch is going undercover to catch corrupt CHP officers. Not only are they turning the two main characters into buffoons, but they are turning the CHP's into corrupt officers. Thus, they are furthering the attack on law enforcement in this country. The original TV series was actually pretty respectful toward the CHiPs. This one pretty obviously will not be. Based on this trailer, I don't think that I would want to watch this movie even if I could get it free.

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True that! The original series probably inspired more than a few kids to go into law enforcement when they grew up. Sure, the job probably didn't turn out to be as exciting as it did on the series, and plenty of police forces are indeed rife with corruption (frankly the institution always has been susceptible), but the TV series at least dared to stand behind some ideals. The movie certainly doesn't appear to be doing anything to offset the negative image a lot of police institutions do have these days. Or maybe the filmmakers think having goofball frat boy "good" cops take down the "bad" cops will somehow inspire the millennial generation? Seems unlikely, but maybe future trailers will shed more light.

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he's way to old to be a rookie , this looks horrible .

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They don't care about the show. All they care about is having a "property" they can make another crappy movie around that only appeals to teenage boys(and those who still think like teenage boys) because that's where the money is.

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and don't forget dukes of hazzard, main characters were cool back then now they are idiots played by idiots, oh and it is rated R, my guess is alot of toilet humor, penis jokes and vulgarity.

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Think I'll stick to original TV show I loved as a kid. This looks utter crap, not even the awesome theme tune could save it.

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The trailer looks absolutely horrendous.












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They went with the *beep* on the original fans" approach. I used to look forward to a reunion movie or a big budget remake of my favorite shows, but using the name and a few character names, then completely spitting on the fans who make the original source material viable, is just plain weird.

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"They went with the *beep* on the original fans" approach. I used to look forward to a reunion movie or a big budget remake of my favorite shows, but using the name and a few character names, then completely spitting on the fans who make the original source material viable, is just plain weird."

Well, for me it's not even that, though. What WB did was take a pretty good TV show about two professional adult guys who were decent, liked each other, and treated those around them with respect and courtesy, and turned it into a vulgar, raunchy, sexed-up frat comedy about two idiotic dorks blowing stuff up, screwing up at their job, destroying property and laughing about it.

That's what gets me. What the hell was wrong with the original formula? Jon was a straight-laced Midwestern boy, and Ponch was a cocky Latin lover. Heck, they even had an episode that showed how Jon and Ponch met: Ponch was part of a street gang and Jon noticed he was good on a dirt bike and offered him a chance to straighten out and become a CHiP officer. Why not make a movie about that? It was a good story!

Instead we get a stupid story about two stupid guys whose primary personality traits seem to be that one is a complete idiot and the other is a total horndog. And neither of them has a shred of professionalism or intelligence. Geez. No wonder this got buried in a March release! WB probably took one look and said, "No way are we wasting summer real estate on this turkey!"

My one consolation is that Randy Mantooth, who played Johnny Gage on 'Emergency', is still very involved with the LA Paramedics program and he is VERY protective of their image. There is NO WAY he would allow any studio to do to that show what WB did to 'CHiPs'. He'd find a way to take them to court to prevent it. Because unlike the nonsense that was 'Starsky and Hutch', this movie slanders an actual functioning police patrol unit. Do the real CHiPs like being portrayed this way? I really doubt it. It makes them look stupid and dangerous. Blech!

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Starsky and Hutch is actually a good example of an adaptation and the producers are probably crossing their fingers for it to have the success Starsky and Hutch had. It was an entertaining movie with generally positive reviews that earned a profit.

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It's funny you ask if the original cast likes being portrayed that way. I just read somewhere where the original Ponch absolutely hates the movie because it disrespects the characters and because that's not who they were in the show he said. I'm actually may pick up Chips on Dvd because of how bad the movie looks and see if the show is actually as good as people say.

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The lazy Hollywood executives responsible for this drivel need a Ponch to the balls. The only positive thing is that they must soon be running out of childhood favourites to murder. They only do these re-makes because there will always be a curious percentage of people gullible to go and see them, just to see what it was like and how the subject matter was handled. This gives enough guaranteed box office return to make it a minimal risk worth investing in. If you go and see this film you are funding and propagating this premise. Boycott these films if you want to see Hollywood dragged kicking and screaming and forced to use its imagination again.

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What the hell happend to Wilmer Valderrama, man? That dude would have been a great Ponch. Stupid Hollywood producers can kiss my a$$!




I came, I saw, I laughed, I left.

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When Valderrama read the script, he probably said to himself, I am not doing this *beep*

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Exactly what I said. Leave the seventies alone... what did they ever do to deserve this kind of treatment. Oh *beep* I just remembered. TANG, Test Pastern on TV after 11pm, The Brady Bunch, Young Talent Time, Skyhooks, Quick, Kojak, Candy Cigarettes, poofs (the kind you put your feet on), KISS, The Bionic err... everything, Lost in Spaaaaacccceeee, sooty and freinds, Basil Brush (boom, boom!), polaroid Instamatic Cameras,Captain Pugwash, Outside Toilets, Flairs, Ponchos, Denim Suits, Corduroy Pants (Walking down the street, virrt, vrirt, vrrit.), wooly vests, Michael Jackson was still black and cool, Rolf Harris (Mummy he's creepy), Chad Morgan (still not dead, but working on it.), Blackula, platform boots (also called ankle breakers), men's open down to the belly button shirts... so many things I wish I could forget.

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Saw the trailer. It looks amazingly lame. They basically took the plot from 21 Jump Street (the movie) and applied it to CHIPS--really original. Lots of penis jokes, lots of jokes about men hugging each other and their genitalia of men touching, erection jokes, etc.

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