We are the most EVILEST oil corporations of ALL!

Yes, I represent the most evil , if not the EVILEST of all evil corporations. We make THOUSANDS of dollars!!!

We have a new plan. We heard of this new technology that will help our insatiable greed for money and power. We already spend billions of dollars on drilling for oil. Expensive human resources, gigantic machinary, and of course... our EVIL oil wars. They just cost too much damn money.

This new technology of renewable resources will allow us to make energy with just simple nature, and they require ONE time built machinary and no one to drill or our lovely EVIL oil wars. Be aware peasants, we will take over the world. Our greed and ingenious renewable energy will bring MILLIONS of dollars with not much cost. WE WIN!!!@!!!

p.s. Nature is good, organic silk worms are tastey
p.p.s. Technology is evil, do not go on internet