Some ways to improve the show...

When guests go for each other the bodyguards still intervene, but rather than breaking up the fight they supply the guests with primitive, brutal weapons.

The studio should be reshaped to resemble an arena.

Supply the audience with rotten vegetables, containers that burst on impact (i.e after being thrown) and release poisonous fluids that cause the skin to bubble, and finally bags of dog turds for every member of the audience. When the audience is REALLY riled up - provide them with fresh elephant turds.

Position a monkey in between the arguing guests. He will be dressed in a judges uniform, seated on an ornate thrown and will during lulls in tension pronounce a deliberately inflammatory judgement on the relationship of the guests - hopefully inciting further violence. He will also fling elephant turds.

When guests refer to sexual relations they've had in the past, ask them to demonstrate on stage the nature of those relations.

Build into the stage a 'condemnation pit', into which humiliated and defeated guests will tumble to be met by snakes and lions.

These are only a few ideas which I think would improve the show. Here are some precautions to take in case the show gets boring.

*Before female guests can arrive on the show they must get breast or butt implants. Promise of cosmetic surgery would, if anything, increase the influx of applications.
*When two females begin cat fighting on stage, if they are attractive and ONLY if they are attractive, the bodyguards can force them to remove their clothes and cover themselves in oil.
*If the interviews are too tame, take guests off stage, give them shots of adrenaline, and then resume the interview.

Anybody got any further suggestions?