Don't worry about them, they should be at work

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He could do with some new one-liners. The ones he uses currently are getting pretty old.

I have to laugh when he uses the 'I already know what the envelope says without even opening it' before reading out the results of a lie detector test. Well go on, Jeremy, tell us! He never does, I wonder why.




You don't choose the soy sauce, the soy sauce chooses you.

I like his sign off 'And to you five watching at home'