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Favourite Kyle catchphrases!


I'll start with "Put something on the end of it!" Always makes me laugh when he's shouting it to a brain dead pleb!

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"That's my name up there!"

Yeah excuse me Jez, but this show's not supposed to be about you and you the studio would be pretty empty if it wasn't for your guests!

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"What did you just say?" usually after the pleb has said something while the crowd is applauding Jeremy!

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"WHOSE money is paying for you to keep producing children you can't pay for??!!"
also one of my own catchphrases lol
**cArNiVaLs oF fAyGo**

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This is my show!

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You've got it spot-on there!

My life...has taken me beyond the planets and the stars

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I don't know if anyone's posted this before here, but someone had fun making this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE45J1SHhcM





You don't choose the soy sauce, the soy sauce chooses you.

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"Get off your lazy backside and get a job!"

"I'm an old man, I don't know what Facebook is."

"Why were you having unprotected sex?"

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I think this thread (and the whole show) can be summed up in this drinking game: http://www.ultimatebuzz.net/forum/threads/198850-The-Jeremy-Kyle-Drink ing-Game

Why, thank you, Thing!

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When he's talking to a guest, ending some sentences with "my friend"

James?
I think it may be time to go home
take me round the world one more time
Why not!

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