Oi Kaluteres Atakes


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Zoumpoulia: Accent? Ti einai? Auto gia tis masxales?

Artificial intelligence is much better than natural stupidity..

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Ntalia: "t'einai afto pou tros?"
Fotis: "Fagkri".
Ntalia: "Aaa..Erxetai kai se alla hromata? Kseris fampez, famov?"

More matter, less art

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dalia: spiro apo kairo ithela na se rotiso. ta patisia posa einai?
spiros: ---------------------
dalia: thelo na po, einai ena patisi edo, ena patisi para pera kai ola mazi legonte patisia?


dalia: thes na sou doso to elikoptero mou?
aggela: oi katharistries den pane sti doulia me elikoptero!
dalia: kai me ti pane?
aggela: me ti skoupa tous!
dalia: oxi vre, me ti skoupa tous pane oi magisses!!!

auta mou erxonte tora!

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Ntalia: Kotetsi? Ti einai auto?
Zoumpoulia: Ekei pou vazoume tis kotes!
Ntalia: Tsk. Fournos legetai!!

Artificial intelligence is much better than natural stupidity..

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i dalia eixe plaka kai otan prospathouse na mathei ton alexi na ipografei me to onoma tis !!!! ti d ntomata! dalia!

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I kaliteri ataka tou protou epeisodiou (douleuei kalitera an tin akous gia proti fora)

Frida: Koita pos mou milaei. Kai na fantasteis oti megalosame mazi.
Fotis: Ti les mori, pou otan ego gennithika esy isouna pentaimeri me to lykeio.
Frida: Allo ena sholio gia thn ilikia mou...
Fotis: H opoia einai...?
Frida: 26.
Thomas: Frida, koritsi mou...
Frida: 26 eipa thie, den tha to xanapo.
Fotis: Nai, vre mpampa, 10 xronia sto leei.

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Pote to eixe pei auto me to accant??Den to thumamai..Ego den ta thumamai akribos ta logia gi auto tha sas to perigrapso "xontrika"..Htan otan oi giagiades eixan kerdisei to taxidi gia Gallia + prospathousan na to poun sto Spyro..
Sofia:Spyro tha pas pouthena ta Xristougenna??
Spyros:Oxi,tha katso spiti..
Sofia:+ tin Protoxronia??
Spyros:Pali sto spiti tha katso..
Theopoula:tha piastei o kolos sou(Syggnomi + gia tin lexi!)

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Sto 1o epeisodio to xe pei, pou htane sto spiti ths Marilenas kai th gnwrize. Ths peta3e h Marilena ataka ths fashs "prepei na diorthwsoume to accent sou" kai h Zoumpoulia leei "Accent? Auto gia tis masxales??"

Ypourgos: H kuria fovatai tous mikrous kleistous xwrous!
Zoumpoulia: Kai pou katouraei? Sto dasos??

Artificial intelligence is much better than natural stupidity..

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theopoula h kalyterh ataka ever:

theopoula:s'auth th xwra mas exoun teleiws paragkonisei mas kovoun th synta3h mas kovoun to nd 8ymamai mas kovoun to...
spyros: mhn to peis
theopoula: ma ti nmz oloi pws 8a pw?
sofia: to sex theopoula!
theopoula: ante kale kovetai to SEX????????????????
:))))))))))))))))))))))))

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O Koudas?!? Pws egine etsi!? San ton Marantona ki aftos....

Photography is Jazz for the Eye

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H kaluteri ataka einai otan exoun paei oloi mazi sto camping kai perimenoun tin Ntalia an thumamai kala. Pairnei loipon i Zoumpoulia tilefono tin Ntalia kai tous rotaei pou einai kai leei i zoumpoulia oti einai stin paralia kai kato apo mia omprela, koitaei pano pou omprela leei BEACH kai leei to istoriko: "kato apo mia omprela pou leei VEAKH"

mporei kapoios na mou thumisei tin stixomuthia spurou/giagia spurou/theopoulas pou elege i giagia oti den diavaze sto sxoleio giati tin eklevan oi antres kai leei o spuros "tin theopoula giati den tin eklepsan?" kai apantaei "emeis eixame valei sunargemo"

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Amalia,p vlepei tous 5 demenous stis rages me t treno stamathmeno lg pio mprosta: "hlio8erapeia?"

Spyros: "8eopoula ti ekanes sth Gallia?"
8eopoula: "8raush"

8eopoula,mukonos,spyros k giagia milane sto kinhto kai 3afnika vlepoun o enas ton allo: "videoklhsh?"

I Cristiano Ronaldo!

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Sto episodio pou o kakos apagagei tin theopoula kai stin sinexeia pianei ton spiro tilefowno:

Kakos: Geia sou spiro.. Eimai edw me tin giagia sou..
Spiros: Nai e? Ti simptwsi eimai kai edw me tin giagia mou!


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--->m aresan oi skhnes p eixan o spyros k h zoumpi kratoumeno ton enan kako k h 8eopoula tn vasanize k kapoia stigmh t leei....

Are you talking to me?????


--->Amalia:Fillli,fillli me lllutrwnnnneis....


--->8eopoula:(sto ghrokomeio,apeu8unomenh stn nosokoma)You are killing me!!!


--->dalia:(vlepontas ena mpoukalaki me agiasmo stn tsanta ths zoumpi)Aseton???

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Ox,auto me ton agiasmo pote eixe ginei??

Bera sto dexiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!

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