No real dogs behave like this

Uh oh someone needs to calm down.

Real dogs do behave like this, especially when their owner has not established that they are the Alpha, not the dog. I've worked in a shelter for a while, mostly with the Pit Bulls who need a strong assertive leader.
My pit bull was like this when I got him. He would go in the wash hamper and get my underware and shred the crotch when he was mad at me. That got stopped pretty quick. Now, he helps me with laundry, picking up anything I drop on the way downstairs and carries it to the laundry room and puts it in the wash machine.

Dog owners who let their dogs run them are in for a lot of frustration and heartache. They need a session with Cesar Milan, not therapy.