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this film is pants.all those wana be london hard men get rite on ma tits there so full of *beep* its painful to watch .dave courtney is one hell of a cheesy prick he looks like he should be gettin a bed bath of his momma and that *beep* don beach guy should be workin in a *beep* kebab shop and then just when u think it cant get any worse that *beep* pain in the arse bearded cockney newspaper twat garry *beep* turns up i think im gona crack up mmmannn

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I am replying to this geezers remarks,hes not fit to lick billy murrays boots and gary bushell is a world class journalist,if he wants to come down to my manor ill meet him in my local rub a dub dub,and ill show him what a real east end gangster is,up the apples and pears you pwick.

From Gentleman Joe and his trouble & strife.

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would you lister to yourself .whineing about how its hard to make a low budget movie you sound like a wet fart i bet your one of those wana be london gangsters too talking about manors and shooters and all that bollocks its a *beep* joke pal.

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Hello ,from across the pond, In the movie,Dave Courtney turned up to court as what? i am waiting to see or DL, I like Bill Murray, never heard of Courtney, now that I have read your ( jon19809) opinion, I must see it. Please will someone answer the question, tickets to the movie are on the correct answer..

Thanks

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no, my american friend, its not your bill murray but actually a reasonably good british actor. check the film out anyhow cos its an interesting, gritty fairly realistic insight of a london crim, save the big shoot out at the end but then thats the selling point for distribution, the pay off as it were. anyhow, i admire courtney for getting off his arse and making the thing, i was at cannes at its release and even the esteemed critic derek malcolm admired dave's chutzpa and enterprising spirit. i am sure hes got more interesting things to contribute to film than that has been and general tosser guy ritchie.

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You probably aint heard of Dave Courtney cause he was and still is A REAL LONDON BRITISH GANGSTER. He has only just broke into acting following a successful porn film and some good stand up.
SharkattackUK- "What you call hell, he calls home."

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If they're that hard, mean and on the edge why have they let most of their East End of London become a religiously mired, medieval, Islamic wasteland?

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succesful porn film? i saw him in brit porn cathula gettin a BJ and the baldy fud couldnt even get a hard-on! ye some `gangster` beatin up a student on the gerry sadowitz show,how hard,typical cockney cardboard `gangster`,wouldnt last 5 mins in glasgow!

if your gonna shoot,,,dont talk,,,just shoot!!

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kill the *beep* queen

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