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DEAR GOD IT BURNS!!!

posted 15 years ago by TheLaughingMan1466
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I was dragged to see this pile of s**t and never have I seen a movie more offensive and utterly pointless in all my life. Avoid this film at all costs. It thinks that rape is a source is comedy. I repeat IT THINKS RAPE IS A SOURCE OF COMEDY. But even sadder is that it's certain it has a heart and soul. IT DOES NOT. This dross somehow found distribution in Australia ahead of numerous other great looking films yet to secure a release. Do not waste your time and money on it. Re-watch Knocked Up or Superbad. Read a book. Go outside. But for the love of God DO NOT SEE THIS FILM.

P.S. It'll destroy Kill Bill for you after you see what a shockingly bad performance David Carradine gives.

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[–] arabian_goth 15 years ago

bravo! bravo!

[–] JohnnyTreehouse 15 years ago

Jeez what got into you guys...

This movie was great! I'm not a huge Rob Schneider fan, but he was excellent in this. Also David Carradine was hilarious as the martial arts mentor. His training methods were right on the money, his natural mystique made him the perfect man for the job. And then there were the unusually good fighting scenes.. very believable! I used to think I would kick his ass, but now I'm sure this will never happen. Also the story made more sense than I had hoped for. The movie was nicely split up between his training and his actual prisontime.

I enjoyed this movie mucho !! Keep it up Robbie !!

[–] samuelbronkowitz 15 years ago

I agree w/ Johnny on every point.

Carradine made the film, and it was really awesome to know that he doesn't take himself so seriously.

[–] RobBase086-1 15 years ago

Yes it was a very good movie to watch and I had a great time watching it. I was so expecting Adam Sandler to make an appearance in the film but in this one it did not happen though.

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[–] RobBase086-1 15 years ago

I think the wacky weed was corrupting their minds that is why they do not know what good comedy is.

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[–] Fenrir-5 15 years ago

Look, it wasn't great, and the constant butt humor did get stale. But it's a Rob Schneider film. What did you expect, Citizen Kane?

And I don't know how you can expect anybody to take your 'criticism' seriously when you use that idiotic statement "avoid at all costs". Seriously, what does it cost to 'avoid' a movie? If anything you _save_ money by avoiding a movie. That idiotic, smug, smirky little phrase - along with 'avoid it like the plague' and 'worth missing' - just show what a small-minded jerkhole you are.

[–] JupiterStorm 15 years ago

You know what was even worse? That at the end Schnieder actually had the guts to say that "there is a difference between rape and homosexual love."
I'm not gay and even I was offended, that remark was disgusting. Gee, Schnieder, you might aswell walk up to every homosexual on the planet and knee them straight in the balls.

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[–] Xcalat3 15 years ago

this is a fun movie

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[–] RobBase086-1 15 years ago

I laughed a lot through this movie and thought it was great to watch! I wished they would have released this out to the movie theaters instead of a directly released movie to DVD like they did. It was done very well for a comedy and it did a lot better than the movies that you mentioned.

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