Foie Gras
Foie Gras is one of the most inhumane, horrible, and needless things the human race has ever invented. I'm veggie but I understand why people eat meat - it's what our ancestors have done for years (although that doesn't make it right) and it would have been the best source of protein to survive on when the human race first evolved. However, I'm baffled when I try to work out WHY we feel the need to torture these poor animals just to provide one tiny portion (even after all that force feeding) of a supposed "delicacy" which isn't enough to feed anyone! There's no point in it existing. It's disgraceful that chefs in the UK still continue to sell it. All that suffering just so you can have a tiny taste of something which may or may not be delicious. How *beep* selfish.
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Well we know what to get you for Christmas: a double lobotomy and 10 rolls of rubber wallpaper.