I love you Dr. Zaius!
For some reason this film idea brings to mind that episode of "The Simpsons" where Troy McClure stars in the off-broadway version of "Planet of the Apes: The Musical." Although somehow I doubt this film will be as funny...but Val Kilmer may in fact share Troy McClure's abnormal romantic feelings toward fish.
"Crippling pain?! That isn't covered by my insurance fraud!"