Funny, yet memorable quotes

(On My Buddy)
Lauren Weedman: My Buddy!

(On Bob Ross)
Joe Lorge: ...in your world, there are no mistakes. But if your picture looks like *beep* that's your problem.

(On Children Of The Corn)
Chris Wylde: It scared the crap out of me. It scared the corn out of me if you will.....


(On My Buddy)
Michael Colton(Modern Humorist): Hey Kid Sister.
John Aboud( Modern Humorist): *falsetto voice* Hey My Buddy.
M.C: Wanna play a game of incest?








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