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Why go on about how Dane Cook isnt funny? No comedians are funny. Comedians are not funny at all, ever. Not one. I can't think of anybody funny. Even if they don't claim to be a comedian. Well, especially of they don't claim to be a comedian, as they're not even trying to be funny. In fact, its not just people, I can't think of anything thats funny. Nothing at all. Well, except for Paris Hilton getting killed in House of Wax, that was funny. I laughed for a while after that. Nothing else I can think of is funny though. Feel free to share your opinions.