Favorite dialogs

Rajjoo to Omkara:

Omi bhaiya, katai mistake nahin thi hamari us kaand mein. Aapke moh ka zara bhi pata hota to fero ki agni ko moot se bujha daalte hum.

"Omi brother, I had no mistake in that episode (Dolly's planned wedding with himself). Had I known about your crush, I'd have doused the holy ritual fire with my urine."

Konkons to Kesu/Langda:

Hum yahan chootiyon ki tarah phulke sek rahe hain aur yeh muh phulaa ke baithe hain.

"I'm making breads like an a**hole and he is sitting depressed here"

Opening dialog:

"Chutiye or bevkoof main dhage bhar ka fark hota hai"

"Mein Jhoota ton Kuttey key jana....sachaa tau teri maa kaa khasam"
"Doodh ki bottle....nipple walli"
"Hassi baddi mehngi ho rakhi hai duniya mein"

what do u mean by KATHOR ??

I love content of Dolly's (Kareena) letter to Omkara (Ajay Devgan)..

"I was plunged in love with Omkara,
But until I can finally realise it, it was too late,
I was burning day and night in Omkara's love,
Like a drowning sparrow in a dark well!

I had no other way,
Finally I decided to kill myself,
But then I thought I should at least tell the person whom I am dying for,
Rajju will come to marry me, but only with my dead body,
You have no courage to tell me that
But I've the courage to tell you that
I will always love you, and forever be yours,

Include my name in your murder list too,
I love you Om.
yours forever, D."

it's a cut between a poem, a love letter and a suicide note which is verryyy
beautifully written..