What happened

The gang has to go down to Panama City to expose the debauchery of spring break. In the first interview, Kevin explains "Shark Jacking" to a local resident. Apparently some kids lured a shark into shallow water by tying meat to their ankles. Once they had the shark, they flipped it over and jacked it off. Then it bit the guy's hand off.

Alan figures that spring break would be a good place to debut his new song "Up in them Guts", which he says is "a mix between Who Let the Dogs Out and Whoomp...There it Is. It's a love song." He even gets time in a recording studio to cut the track, with the help of DJ-esque stratching by Marty and his fanny pack.

Tillie never had the spring break experience, and once in Panama City, she goes way over the edge. "Hey everybody, let's burn a church!" She eventually dances with a couple of girls, makes out pretty hard with some random girl while Kevin is giving an interview to a couple of airheads, and enters a wet t-shirt contest (she lost).

Kevin holds a "hip-hop round table beach conversation" with local spring breakers on the dangers of STD's and Drugs. "When I was 14, I drank a quarter bottle of Southern Comfort and woke up in a Mall, in a Brookstone, laying in a massage chair with an erection." Marty expected 100-200 people, but there ends up being about 12. Tillie is very hungover.

To celebrate the conclusion of their trip they go to a club where Alan is set to perform his song. Kevin and Tillie try to get Marty drunk, but he quickly realizes his grenadine and soda is "rotten". Everyone thinks Alan's song sucks except for the crew, and Kevin and Tillie make out a little.

A truly great episode! I've already watched it 5 times.