When Moss points and leaves the soccer game "their having a laugh today." and the other guy says "Their winning?" "Nahh their having a laugh" hahah i love the delivery
Also when moss spills the beans on Roy's calender plan
"There's nothing sexual about it, I mean I like Roy, but I'm not "Curious"."
Gold.
"Damn that mash looks taste!"
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Moss: This, Jen, is the Internet.
Moss: Thank you, my love.
Roy Trenneman: A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.
Peter: It's [email protected]
Roy: Filepeter? Why filepeter?
Peter: Well, File is my second name.
Roy: Oh right, I see. Peter File.
Moss: Who's a paedophile?
Jen: Don't say it like that, it sounds like paedophile.
Moss: Isn't that what he just said?
Jen: No, Peter File.
Moss: Paedophile.
Jen: Peter File.
Richmond: Who's a paedophile?
Jen: No one...
Moss: [nods] Right... It just sounds like paedophile.
Jen: No, no it doesn't.
Moss: It does a bit. Peter File.
Roy: Peter File... yeah, it does.
Richmond Avenal: Peter File...
[All the guests start saying "Peter File" repeatedly].
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uh, what do I know ?!?
'I'm disabled!' Delivered in that trembling voice.
I've seen the episode probably 25+ times and it never fails to crack me up.
"Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
That's my favorite episode.
"Crouton! Crouton! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth."
How did it happen?
...Acid
That was the first episode I watched and it had me in tears.
It's Peter File and it ain't close.
shareJen: "It Just seemed rude not to give him my number.
Peter: "Hey! I thought you asked for my number".
Jen: "Ha, ha, ha! I'm not a slut."
"Damn these electric sex pants!"
And of course, Douglas's first appearance. "FATHER!!!"
All New Season:
http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3063383/1/Omega-Guardians-Season-2