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Favorite lines in the film...

posted 16 years ago by dveiga62
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I dont remember the character names but these lines were made me crack the hell up!

Cube: I bet that $ goes towards your Mercedes or BMW..
Pastor: I drive a Ford though
Cube: You throw some Ds on that b!cth?
Pastor: On a Ford??

Cube:Man this lady donated $31Gs to the church!
Morgan: We shoulda robbed her ass!

Pretty much all of Katt Williams lines but his BEST one was:

"MISCREANTS?!?! We are AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!"

Sometimes a funny movie is just a funny movie people!!!

[–] kltaylor108 16 years ago

Most of Katt's; but when a couple where

I wanna see Jesus but not tonight

Everybody objects now answer the damn question!

You mistakenly got caught!!

Is he a stockbroker or a deacon

Not to mention wearing an Easter suit with a Halloween shirt & tie

Katt had the best lines

[–] LadyDi2U 16 years ago

Honestly a lot of "Rickey's" line's were and still are on the top of my brain. But when he looked over and told that full sized girl 'you don't have to worry, he don't have that many bullets' (or whatever the exact line was) I near pissed myself. Also, when he held the kid up and said 'they won't shoot the baby' not funny in real life but HIM (Rickey) holding the kid up WAS funny.

I say this just one time - it's time we all got some funshine.

[–] nexusdnb 16 years ago

Black comedy is only funny to black people.

[–] stefannej13 16 years ago

Not true, black comedy is only funny to those who are black at heart.

[–] acme420-1 16 years ago

no comedy is funny to anyone who doesnt see it as being for one specific group of people or another.

im black as night but i like lisa lampanelli, as well as sarah silverman even though they both do "racey" jokes.

If its funny laugh and dont worry about whether or not its a black joke or a white joke.

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[–] dastar0660-2 16 years ago

Of course the Kat Williams line:

"This aint my church, i found this on myspace!"

lmao