What I Learned from this Movie

1. The optimal time to debate who gets to drive is while you're in the act of fleeing a bank you just robbed.

2. When selecting a getaway vehicle for an armed robbery, consider the Volkswagen van. It gets good mileage and can reach 60 mph in a little less than a week.

3. Women selling videotapes at the gas station are exceptionally perceptive and will be able to discern things about your life from only a few clues.

4. The thin sheet metal on a car door is strong enough to stop a bullet and makes excellent cover in a fire fight.

5. Tires squeal on a dirt road.

6. Eli's old lady has her ears on all day.

7. Double-action semi-automatic pistols have a half-cock.