Fake (positive) reviews - don't waste your time

Yes, any reasonable person can look at the overly positive reviews here (all of which namecheck the director! pathetic, Dave), and note that two of the four have exactly ONE review in their history (this movie, which one gave an eight and the other a ten - yes, a ten!) and draw their own conclusions. Still, just wanted to check in to this lonely message board and help out any other potential viewers - don't waste your time on this insulting vanity project.